Dead Inside But Caffeinated Coffee Humor Sweatshirt
Find your new favorite coffee-themed layer: the Dead Inside But Caffeinated Coffee Humor Sweatshirt, designed for cozy, sarcastic style. Coffee gets the last word with this bold black sweatshirt featuring a mischievous steaming mug and the phrase “Dead Inside but Caffeinated.” Made for night owls, early-shift survivors, and anyone who runs on espresso and dry humor, it brings a little personality to slow mornings, coffee runs, study sessions, and cozy weekends at home. The medium-heavy fleece gives it a substantial feel, while the relaxed dropped shoulders and classic fit keep it easy to wear. Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex help it hold its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. It’s the kind of sweatshirt that says exactly how you feel—before the first cup.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend; fiber content varies by color
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders
- Stretch ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
- Tubular knit construction without side seams and a tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester (Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel
1x1 Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH certified
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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